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Meet Virginia Dec. 6th, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
Virginia: Not a lot there.

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My trip to Ithaca and a bunch of other random pictures. Nov. 16th, 2004 @ 09:01 am
Finally got up to Ithaca to visit Karen the other weekend. She was psyched to show me around her school, specifically the cafeteria, the softball field, and the fitness center, which are where she spends quite a bit of her time.

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Till next Halloween... Nov. 4th, 2004 @ 10:15 am
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Stella Oct. 21st, 2004 @ 09:20 am
So I went to see Stella last night which was highly entertaining since it meant I got to see Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, and Michael David Wain.



Above is a picture of Mr. Wain, detailing how many eyes he has.


I was also fortunate enough to see one of my new favorite comedians, Demetri Martin, who I am convinced I could be JUST LIKE, if only I could play the guitar and had better jokes and were male and had more hair than a herd of llamas.
(And no, not Lorenzo Llamas, so don't get excited.)




There was also a nerdy comedian who allotheria loved whose opening joke was, "Who is a lumberjack's favorite movie director?"

(Answer: Tim Buuuurrrrrton)

You all missed a good show. Unless you were there. In which case, why didn't you say hi, asshole? I would've said hi to YOU.

Pictures. Oct. 13th, 2004 @ 08:49 am
Just some pictures I liked. They're not funny. I just liked them.

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I saw this guy riding this...let's call it a "bike"...down St. Mark's in the East Village. This is a full grown man and the bike/motorcycle was LITERALLY the size of a child's trike, if that.
And he was just zooming around on this thing and the whole time I was thinking, "Looks like SOMEBODY took a NOSE DIVE OFF THE COOL TREE AND MISSED EVERY BRANCH."

Try and picture it actually moving in traffic.
I thought I was going to shit myself.

On the bright side though, you can park it pretty much anywhere. Or, as a last resort, you could just tuck it under your arm and carry it like a clutch purse.








x-posted to found objects
» "GODDAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING SEAL!"




Ok-- thank god that's out of my system.
» Karen
If you're ever curious as to why Pam and I were ignored as children, look at what we were competing with.




Karen, age 4 or 5. Doesn't it just make you SICK? My parents would have gotten her a car AND a pony at this age, if she had asked for one. How could anyone say no to her?





Can you understand now, why the babysitter used to call her "munchkin babyface" and go off braiding her hair, leaving Pam and I to play by ourselves in the middle of the street? I should have put these pictures behind a cut for the diabetics...


But eventually she grew up and turned black and white and all was well with the world again.



The End.
» Pepper
A pepper I brought in during the Kennedy administration but forgot to eat.

Cut for disgustingness.

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