So I went to see Stella last night which was highly entertaining since it meant I got to see Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, and Michael David Wain.
Above is a picture of Mr. Wain, detailing how many eyes he has.
I was also fortunate enough to see one of my new favorite comedians, Demetri Martin, who I am convinced I could be JUST LIKE, if only I could play the guitar and had better jokes and were male and had more hair than a herd of llamas.
(And no, not Lorenzo Llamas, so don't get excited.)
There was also a nerdy comedian who allotheria
loved whose opening joke was, "Who is a lumberjack's favorite movie director?"
(Answer: Tim Buuuurrrrrton)
You all missed a good show. Unless you were there. In which case, why didn't you say hi, asshole? I would've said hi to YOU.